AHHHHHH YOU MISS ME!!!...YOU JUST GAVE ME BUTTERFLIES IN THE STOMACH... YOU BEST BE DOING GOOD...AND STOP CHILLIN WIT MY BRO... YOUR MY FRIEND NOT HIS!!! I MET YOU FIRST!!!YOU BELONG TO MEEEE!!!! HAHAHA
Hey Loretta, I was just looking at your testimonials and I just realized that I called the person you were dating a loser. Now that I have met Mark, I take the loser thing, back. Sorry Mark, I didn't know you then. When is the next Poker Night??
Ok...Loretta...here's your meaningful testimony,even though you gave me a half a meaningful one by calling me fob and all but its all good...so here it goes.... I met Loretta back when we were in gr.8 at a track meet... I see this hot girl wearing blue track pants and a white tank top so I was like yo i'm gonna try to pick this chick up...she took my "pick up a girl" virginity...she gives me her number and I think its a fake, so i don't call her at all... year passes by and this girl is in my class and i'm like aww shiet its the girl i tried to pick up...Then we get to know each other and shiet, and she has the nerve to ask why i never called her back then...damn...So now here we are one of my best friends,grew up for a couple of years...even though I was gone for a few too...She missed me so much that she hated me...:D but deep down I know she loves me...Right? Cuz I still gots love for ya...Loretta's a party girl...gets crunked all the time at the clubs...She gets all crazy up on me when we hit the dance floor...LOL J/J... she just watches me from the bar waiting for me to ask her for a dance... Damn I've known and grown wit ya for so long maybe I should find a new girl best friend to have...Just JOKING you half asian half chilian girl... I know you're in tears cuz of my meaningful testimony so you gots to do a better meaningful one for me... TUBS OB LUB Ryan
Loretta, Loretta is a great gal. She looks like a super model but fights war like a trooper (paintball) hahaha. She's like one of the guys and knows how to party hard. When me and our friends go out with loretta we now were not coming home till the next morning(up & down, up & down, In & out, In & out) inside joke for the crew. She's one of the most thoughtful and caring people I know. If I needed a new kidney she'd be the type to ask "were is the knife I'm ready and willing". She's dating a loser but life's a bitch and then you marry one, like I did.
P.S Don't fuck with her or you'll fucking pay. CHURR HURRRR
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